OMFGWTFBBQ!! A SKATEBOARD! HE@S GOT A MUTHA FUCKING SKATEBOARD!!!

He's got a skateboard. How cool! I take a back, this kid is amazing. He reminds me of how cool it was first seeing Michael J Fox in Back to the Future Part 2 riding his hoverboard.

Please bear in mind that:
a) the campus is so small that you could literally piss from one end to the other
b) there's no fucking way he's going out on the main street with it. Crossing a road (or in fact trying to achieve anything that involves Chinese drivers) is literally a game of chance with your life. I've done the maths and come to the conclusion that each time you cross a road, you have a 30 per cent chance of dying a horrible death - probably by a shitty car.
C) why on earth would you go to a that trouble to bring a skateboard from Japan all the way to China?

Here he is riding it from class to his dorms. Approximately 50 metres away. Look at the chick chasing him!

I can't wait until he brings his Segway onto campus

Japan's Justin Bieber spotted in China!

Japanese Justin Bieber was first spotted during week commencing 10 September at the induction day for new students at Shanghai International Studies University. He immediately made an impact, arriving late, making lots of noise with his entourage and generally behaving like a 14 year old cunt. He's wearing a pair of sunglasses indoors!

disclaimer - he's only a kid and probably really nice but via the anonymity of the internet, i'm going to take the piss